Facking 'ell mate, it's only Danny Dyer being photoshopped. The loveable cockney is every man's LAD, from the accent to the drink and comedy lines, and every housewife's dream.
His career began all the way back in 1993 at the age of 16 when he auditioned for Prime Suspect 3.
By the early noughties he was the face and voice of many things, including that of Kent Paul in Grand Theft Auto Vice City and San Andreas.
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He's also known for his massive love of the football club West ham United.
The Football Factory and Eastenders star has now being subject to some creative imagery surrounding one of his favourite words: geezer.
According to Urban Dictionary, 'geezer' is "a descriptive word in the UK which is used to define a man's characteristics.
"A geezer will be found usually outside a pub with a pint in his hand on match day. They commonly like football, scrapping, beer, tea, tits, and Barry White.
"Geezers often acknowledge other geezers by greeting each other by saying geezer followed by a nod and a thumbs up."
That's pretty much Danny Dyer, defined.
So, all of a sudden, everybody got onto photoshop and got busy. We'll start with Julius Geezer...
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A quick snack from the fridge-geezer...
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Anybody for a malt-geezer?
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And perhaps my personal favourite...
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There's probably a whole host of more Danny Dyer related 'geezer' photoshops that are just waiting to be created too.
Sorted, mate!
Featured Image Credit: The Jonathan Ross Show / ITVTopics: Danny Dyer