Danny Dyer's Co-Star Reveals Actor Has 'Monster' Penis

In case you guys were wondering, Danny Dyer has a massive penis and he 'helicopters' it around on set. What would Dot Branning say?

Thankfully, the set in questions wasn't Albert Square - it was ITV2 comedy Plebs.

Tom Rosenthal starred opposite the EastEnders actor in the first series of Plebs back in 2013 - and when I say starred opposite, I mean directly opposite, while Dyer was stark-bollock naked. Who'd be an actor, eh?

Despite it being five long years ago, Tom still has the lingering memory of Dyer's member etched on his brain. Again, who'd be an actor, eh?

Speaking on The Chris Ramsay Show, he said: "I'm sure there's been a lot of big revelations in your basement here, Chris Ramsay, but Danny has a massive penis.

"I don't want to be crass, but in the competition between our genitalia, I finish third, do you know what I mean? Huge. Monster of a thing."

Chris asked if the actor was proud of showing it off to which Tom replied: "Yeah. He loved it. It was so weird, it was all out and stuff, but he was worried it wasn't big enough so he kept trying to manipulate it to make it look bigger.

"At one point he started helicoptering it round." Good grief.

I think we can all file that particular bit of information away in the Things I Didn't Really To Know department, can't we?

Danny has previously spoken about his one massive testicle, which he appears to be weirdly proud of.

He told host Keith Lemon: "I got one massive bollock...It weighs a fucking ton. I'd love to whack it out. Can I whack it out?" Keith gave him the OK to do just that, so he did.

The look on the faces of Holly Willoughby and Zoe Ball pretty much say it all.

Wonderful, stuff.

His former EasEnders co-star Danny-Boy Hatchard, who played the son of Dyer's character in the show, seems less convinced about the whole 'monster penis' thing, though, saying: "I haven't seen it but I reckon he's all ballbag. I don't think there's a bulge there."

Right, I think that's quite enough of Danny Dyer's genitals for one day. As you were.

The Chris Ramsey Show airs Wednesdays at 10pm on Comedy Central UK.

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Topics: TV and Film, UK Entertainment, Weird, Danny Dyer

Claire Reid

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